[PettyDeath]: Not sure. Everyone in my town is Dutch.. I wanted to be silly and different. Guess I'll have to sick with wearing underpants on my head.

[Lethargic Panda]: You could cut your hands and feet off so you have four nubs. That usually makes you unique, unless your town already has a nubby.

[PettyDeath]: Damn, we have a nubby. I'm going to pretend I'm riding a horse when I walk, from now on. No one here does that.

[Lethargic Panda]: I did that a long time ago. ^.^ You know those creepy stuffed animal horse heads they put on sticks and sell (for children to ride)? A while ago they had these electric ones...where the head tilted up and down, the ears moved, the mouth opened and closed, and it made scary, un-horse-like noises. They had a unicorn. Nonetheless, you should try to find one!

[PettyDeath]: Oh man! *e-bay time* Hahahaha.. I think that's a great idea.

[Lethargic Panda]: Would I come up with anything less? *is great*

[PettyDeath]: *knows Leth's great* Monkeys anyone?

[Lethargic Panda]: -.- *takes all of them back*

[PettyDeath]: *attacks Panda* Bitch *slap*......... I can't stay mad at you.

[Lethargic Panda]: *giggles* *gives you a shiny nickel*

[PettyDeath]: YUS! Shiny nickel! *climbs into tree with shifty eyes* Panda.. come...

[Lethargic Panda]: *climbs tree* A good place to throw stuff at children from.

[PettyDeath]: Or throw children.

[Lethargic Panda]: But then you'd have to touch them; or maybe...you want to touch them? I didn't think you were like that, my mop friend.

[PettyDeath]: I love to touch everyone.

[Lethargic Panda]: You told me I was special! *falls out of tree crying*

[MadBiscuit]: *rides in on her toilet seat* I'm back.

[PettyDeath]: You're my favourite Panda. Note to self: don't touch MadBiscuit for fear of crabs..

[MadBiscuit]: Once I was in a rock pool and it was so so deep, and I thought i trod on some shells and i brought my foot up and there was a crab hanging from it.

[PettyDeath]: Bahaha. That's the best thing I've ever heard.

[MadBiscuit]: it scared me.

[PettyDeath]: I got bit by a fish under a dock once. I have a foot phobia, and it bit my toe. I was horrified and am now terrified of water I can't see. That fish had sharp teeth.

[~AbraKaDagger~]: o.o

[Lethargic Panda]: Maybe it was a lion!

[MadBiscuit]: lol! yeah, a lion that can breathe underwater.

[Lethargic Panda]: Or maybe he was suffocating and trying to get her to help him. o.o

[MadBiscuit]: awww poor lion...but then wouldn't he/she attack her?

[Lethargic Panda]: No, he was a friendly lion! His name was Gomez...erm...I mean...his name was probably that. o.o

[MadBiscuit]: Ooh. A friend for my giant purple worm.

[Lethargic Panda]: Is his name Ghoart? *has invented a name*

[MadBiscuit]: No, his name is Mingsley.

[Lethargic Panda]: Is he bad news?

[MadBiscuit]: Only if I set him on you.

[Lethargic Panda]: That's not friendly. *shakes head*

[MadBiscuit]: Well, I am normally. But if I ever meet a Nazi, I'm afraid I'll have to set Mingsley on him/her.

[Lethargic Panda]: ...does that mean you think I'm a Nazi?

[Pale-Suzie]: hehe, still thinking about killing nazis? i wouldn't blame you for killing one... then again, you would go to jail, and we wouldn't be seeing you here on ET again...

[Lethargic Panda]: You think to far into the future. Kill now, think later.

[Pale-Suzie]: hehe, yeah, that would make eveything so much easier. :P

[Lethargic Panda]: *is proud of self* I think last night I was propositioned on here by a 12 year old girl, but I've yet to unraveled the mystery that was her entirely capitalized messaged.

[Pale-Suzie]: hehe, i'm not sure how much of that i understood, but is it something about a 12 year old writting to you, but using only capital letters? and what does 'propositioned' mean? sorry, but i'm just a bit stupid. :P

[Lethargic Panda]: Erm...it's not that important, it was just creepy. Anyway...people here my appreciate anti-emo. The current people heavily talking there are emo kids who think the owner is stupid. *sigh*

[Pale-Suzie]: i can imagine... well, i have been thinking about becoming a member of that page, or putting up the banner anyway, but i'm not really sure what an emo is... i mean, nobody really gives a clear definition... is that what it's called?

[Lethargic Panda]: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=emo&r=f

[Lethargic Panda]: I think the best definition on that site is "Like a Goth, only much less dark and much more Harry Potter."

[PettyDeath]: .... I went to bed for the night, and everything changed.... *eyes wide open looking around*.. Where's Panda? EMO - sad people who listen to emotional music... like taking back sunday( EW), and they dress vintaged with too small tops (boys) and black pants. Black nail polish. Walkman. Tell tale signs..

[Pale-Suzie]: hm, doesn't sound to bad to me... why is it that ppl hate them?

[Lethargic Panda]: Panda is here!   And...it doesn't sound that bad, but emo people basically make up all of the attention craving fake depressed people...that aren't fake goths...

[MadBiscuit]: Yeah...annoying...

[Lethargic Panda]: Agreed.

[MadBiscuit]: Mingsley agrees too. He says the nail polish tastes bad.

[Lethargic Panda]: Poor Mingsley, we must buy him a sun hat.

[PettyDeath]: They are irritating because they moan too much about it. They take over the airways and CD racks with their riff raff. The emo kids my way are inherintly annoying. If you mention you're upset, or look that way, they swarm to you as if you were god.. it's stupid as hell.

[Lethargic Panda]: New relation buddy!

[PettyDeath]: The missionaries called me! I feel loved......

[Lethargic Panda]: As you should.

[MadBiscuit]: ooh missionaries...

[Yiwerra]: wow. someone of you in here who is maybe able to sum up what you talked about the last pages?

[Lethargic Panda]: The first few pages are relatively serious people talking about hating stupid people who should go die...and then [PettyDeath], [MadBiscuit], and I kind of got off topic and made friends with a lion named Mingsley and such. Oooh...HI INA! *waves*

[PettyDeath]: I will kill all of you if you talk to me... Bahaha only kidding. Who wants a peanut?

[Lethargic Panda]: Meeee! Only 'cause I'm so pretty.

[Yiwerra]: ooooh i LOVE you ben!!!!!!!   i love you all. youre so fucking awesome. *wants have her home here*

[Lethargic Panda]: ^.^ *poke* You're awesome as well. So...want to rant? o.o

[MadBiscuit]: lion?!LION?!he's a giant purple worm!!!

[Lethargic Panda]: He's a lion. :P (I switched his body with Gomez's while you were away)

[MadBiscuit]: *Mingsley appears* Look! He's a worm!

[Lethargic Panda]: A worm that is yellow'y with a mane?

[MadBiscuit]: ...no. he's purple. and is more like a snake than a worm, come to think of it.

[Lethargic Panda]: They switched bodies!

[PettyDeath]: Yeah, but my pet Chimera killed them both... sorry. Yiwerra, I love you too. Sleep with me? (KIDDING)

[Lethargic Panda]: Only yesterday she was trying to get me to sleep with her. *sniffs some more* She told me I was special! *runs off crying again*

[Yiwerra]:

[Lethargic Panda]: Did you upload that face just for this? *falls over laughing*

[PettyDeath]: Hey, Pandy, it was only a matter of time baby ;). You're an awesome LIAR!!! *SMACK* I'm a lady not a floozy.

[Lethargic Panda]: Pft. You're a player! To the dragon degree. o.o

[Yiwerra]: yes i did upload it only for this. it just expresses EVERYTHING i thought in that situation. 

[PettyDeath]: I like to smell my own socks. I'm wearing Star socks... I wear them with high heeled shoes.. it's hot.

[Lethargic Panda]: I'm hot. :D  *poke*

[PettyDeath]: I'm ugly and should be killed. Any volunteers?

[Lethargic Panda]: !! I'll give it a try. *kills*

[PettyDeath]: Hurt. THanks.

[Lethargic Panda]: I was only play killing. *reveals cotton candy from behind back* For you. :D

[Yiwerra]: awwwwwwwwwwwwwww ^-^         heya, i also wanna kill myself. i feel like going to the bathroom to cut my arms.

[PettyDeath]: Well...then.. GO KILL YOURSELF!! bahaha wiki funity.

[Yiwerra]: HAHAAHAHAH OK I KILL MYSELF NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (will i also get those sweet elftown honour like "oh god, she was so niiiiiiice!!!! and we lost this WONDERFUL soul!!!!!!!!!!!!")

[PettyDeath]: No, you won't. Nope.

[Yiwerra]: :(  why not?

[PettyDeath]: Because.Your boobs are fake.

[MadBiscuit]: ...i really, REALLY didn't want to know that...

[Yiwerra]: :S  my boobs are not fake. BUT YOURS ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MadBiscuit]: *walks off into corner*

[PettyDeath]: I'm a man, I don't have boobs, you mankey git! Hey, children, fuck it up!

[Yiwerra]: hahahaha youre a man. HAHAHAHAHAHA you WANNA be a man!!!!!!!!!!! XD    or you LOOK like one!!!!!!!!!! XD XD    BECAUSE YOUR BOOBS ARE SO SMALL!!!!! XD

[MadBiscuit]: *listens to walkman*

[PettyDeath]: What do MY boobs have to do with anything, you ruddy whore. Go kill yourself, please, before I do, and it'll be long and fucking painful.

[Lethargic Panda]: o.o  Erm...*listens to a second walkman*

[PettyDeath]: Won't let this build up inside of me, won't let this build up inside of me... *singing to slipknot's Vermilion*

[HoTtIe WiTh A nAuGhTy BoDy]: Can I join? I completely agree with the top of this page.

[Yiwerra]: HAHAHAHHAAHHAHHAHAHAH what cunt are you actually?!?!?!?!?! (not you arsenic, pettydeath)     something fucked up your brain? too many drugs????? or is it just the fact that youre GAY?!?!???!?!?!!??!??!?!??!?!??!?!        hahahhahaha you wanna kill me???????? MUHAHAHHA XD  YOU DONT EVEN HAVE THE BALLS TO KILL A FLY HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PettyDeath]: Koko, go eat a banana. Cunt is a very bad word, I prefer hainess bitch! I AM fucked in my brain, and no not from drugs. Go suck a lemon then kill yourself. You're right I don't have balls. I'M A GIRL YOU DOUCHESMACK!

[Yiwerra]: HAHAHHAHA AND YOU HAVE SMALL BOOBS!  PFFF!      banana????? lemon??????? are you in love with fruits or something?????   *eat a lemon*  *awww thats shitty*         hey how come that you started this trouble anyways?

[~AbraKaDagger~]: o.o

[Yiwerra]: :S

[~AbraKaDagger~]: *scrotum*

[PettyDeath]: Boredom. It's fun to start fights, I live on it.

[~AbraKaDagger~]: yes, it's quite fun! *nods*

[PettyDeath]: *hugs Flower* You.. You are a cool'un.

[Yiwerra]: *bored*

[~AbraKaDagger~]: *hugs Petty back* well duh! lol....youre pretty cool too, good sense of humor, yo'!

[PettyDeath]: Penis. Tee hee I giggle as I say that. Who's up for Jello shooters?

[~AbraKaDagger~]: hehe, I know, I do too! jello shooters? what's that? O.o it reminds me of boobs o.o

[PettyDeath]: Haha boobs. Titty titty gang bang hahahaha...

[~AbraKaDagger~]: haha!! YEAH! I love saying that little thing! :D

[PettyDeath]: I made it up hehe.

[~AbraKaDagger~]: nuhuh.. o.O or if ya did, that got some distance....me and my friends say that o.o WEIRD! o.o

[Lethargic Panda]: o.o

[~AbraKaDagger~]: *belches*

[Lethargic Panda]: *pokes*

[~AbraKaDagger~]: *belches in your ear as a reflex* oops, sawdiez

[Lethargic Panda]: It's okay. ^.^ Ample time to place the lobster in your pants. *points* Lobster.

[~AbraKaDagger~]: *screams and strips pants off* yipe! oh damn I went all pantless again... good thing I was wearing this long non-revealing dress over them *nods*

[Lethargic Panda]: Indeed, but now we match. Yours is a fake!

[~AbraKaDagger~]: <.< >.> *breaks down crying* I JUST WANTED TO BE COOL!  o.O

[Lethargic Panda]: *comforts you and tells you it will be okay even though we all know it won't* Would you like a tasty beverage? *offers beverage*

[~AbraKaDagger~]: *grabs beverage...sips*MmmMMMmm, crunchy!

[Lethargic Panda]: *sigh* I'm to your left dear. You just took something from a tree...a quite cynical looking tree. I'm guessing he's up to no good...that, or very misunderstood.

[~AbraKaDagger~]: *blinks...spits* <.< >.> that...was...revolting o.o

[Lethargic Panda]: Did it taste like bad kitty?

[~AbraKaDagger~]: nope...it tasted like fungusy pla-doh

[Lethargic Panda]: Aha. Maybe you were suppose to shake it first?

[~AbraKaDagger~]: hmmm...possibly, possibly

[Lethargic Panda]: *falls over* What is flower-person up to?

[~AbraKaDagger~]: *picks up* ^o^ umm...nuffinz...the pando poo?

[Lethargic Panda]: *is un-over* Nuffin muffin. *rhymes* Won't you be my neighbor?

[~AbraKaDagger~]: MR ROGERS NEIGHBORHOOD! >.< yes, I will be your, I will be your...neighbor *takes shoes and sweater off* o.o

[Lethargic Panda]: Let us put on our indoor shoes together neighbor!! :D

[~AbraKaDagger~]: yay! *tries...fails miserably*

[Lethargic Panda]: *puts on your indoor shoes* Yep...I'm an awesome pro. ^.^

[~AbraKaDagger~]: *tries to walk...fails again...walks on ankles*

[MadBiscuit]: *hums*

[~AbraKaDagger~]: *humps*

[MadBiscuit]: 0__0 o...kay...

[~AbraKaDagger~]: dont deny it

[MadBiscuit]: deny what?

[~AbraKaDagger~]: *shrugs* like I'm suppose to know...I just said it

[MadBiscuit]: Fair enough. *sings*

[~AbraKaDagger~]: *dances*

[MadBiscuit]: ^^ I do that too!

[~AbraKaDagger~]: yay!! *dances with you*

[PettyDeath]: I ate a kiwi fruit for breakfast.!

[MadBiscuit]: Wow...kiwi...

[~AbraKaDagger~]: ewww! that's nasty

[PettyDeath]: Yeah, I know. Thar she blows! When I grow up, I want to be a banana.

[Yiwerra]: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.

[~AbraKaDagger~]: but then I'd eat you away... :(

[MadBiscuit]: mmmmm bananas...

[~AbraKaDagger~]: damn straight

[Yiwerra]: straight bananas?

[MadBiscuit]: wow! its like the square melons!

[~AbraKaDagger~]: hmmm, slightly curved bananas...

[MadBiscuit]: my dad says you cant get good bananas in the shops any more.

[~AbraKaDagger~]: he's right

[MadBiscuit]: *nods* and then as soon as you get some good ones home, they go brown all over.

[~AbraKaDagger~]: yup! >.<

[MadBiscuit]: Oh my God this song is making me tingle all over...

[~AbraKaDagger~]: what song?

[MadBiscuit]: Aladdin Sane....the piano solo rocks...trippy...

[~AbraKaDagger~]: o.o who be dat?

[MadBiscuit]: Its the song. The artist is David Bowie...^^ *tingles*

[~AbraKaDagger~]: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[MadBiscuit]: Oh what?

[~AbraKaDagger~]: I like DB!

[MadBiscuit]: YAY!!!!!!!! *hugs* Finally!!!!

[~AbraKaDagger~]: *hugs back* hehe, I rawk!

[MadBiscuit]: Have you got his album Reality?

[~AbraKaDagger~]: nope

[MadBiscuit]: Oh you should, it is so good. Which ones have you got?

[Lethargic Panda]: *reenters* Love me!

[MadBiscuit]: Not right now dear.

[Lethargic Panda]: Right-o hun. Hun makes me think of those women with cigarettes at truck stops..."Want more syrup hun?"

[~AbraKaDagger~]: hahaha!!!

[Lethargic Panda]: *gives you more syrup* There hun. :D

[~AbraKaDagger~]: :D *is special!!*

[Yiwerra]: you got five seconds to disconnect from all intellect

[Yiwerra]: CHAIN LINK FEEEEEEEEEEEEEENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[~AbraKaDagger~]: o.o

[The Right]: *raises eyebrow*

[Yiwerra]: In this context there’s no disrespect. We got 5 minutes for us to disconnect from all intellect and let the ripple effect. Obstacles are inefficient. Follow your intuition. Free your inner soul, and break away from tradition.

[~AbraKaDagger~]: o0o0o, deepcut!

[Yiwerra]: haha!!! YEA!!!!!  ...no wait, deepcut? what is a deepcut?  is it something like a deepthroat?

[~AbraKaDagger~]: haha, I forgot now what I was using it as (short memory ;)...but YAY! you also thought it sounded like deep throat

[Yiwerra]: HAHAHAHH XD  deepthroat XD

[Yiwerra]: you know whats that like?!?!!!?!? its like the difference between foreSKIN and foreHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD        sorry, but if english is not your mother language, FUCK it souns fucking similar!!!!!!!!!!! XD XD XD  XD  XD     (check out the pic about that foreskin/head thing on black metal)

[~AbraKaDagger~]: HAHAHA!! yeah..I know, I love that one!!

[Lethargic Panda]: Me has seen it. *is proud*

[~AbraKaDagger~]: *is better than panda* o.o

[Lethargic Panda]: *agrees* *sighs* *falls over*

[~AbraKaDagger~]: *is fallen on* -_-

[Lethargic Panda]: I fell over...not on you. o.o

[~AbraKaDagger~]: yes huh!